Totally unimportant musings on Totally Irrelevant Golden Globes

1. Everyone just leave Luke Wilson alone.

2. Why do they always put Jennifer Aniston in some shitty-ass predicament at awards shows?

3. Why is Drew Barrymore so spazzy? Yet adorable?

4. All these totally priveleged and filthily rich people are trying sooooo hard to make us think they're so very humble and grateful. Did the GG's send out a memo?

5. My theory: actresses who supposedly bear 2, 3, 4 children in Hollywood are all actually hiring surrogates. I mean Halle Berry's boobs after two kids? Really? I don't care who you are, gravity always wins. Just ask Radiohead.

6. You fuc*ers left out Californication and Entourage so screw you.

7. I know none of it matters but I can't just sit and watch CNN and think about how much the world sucks all the time. Sometimes I just want to look at pretty people.

Whatever,

~R